So I walked into a bar...

Well, I didn't really walk into a bar, but I did end up watching the movie "D-WAR;" you know, that Korean movie, about dragons and what not, with the CGI and stuff...well if you don't know or haven't seen it yet, don't waste your time.  Here, I'll sum up the movie for you in 3 sentences and save you money and 2 hours of your life from waste.  There is a legend that there were two lovers who were separated and killed and their spirits were turned into spirits of dragons.  Fast forward thousands of years to the present where a boy is born with the same spirit of that dragon of the ancient man.  He fights evil and eventually learns to control this power of dragons and fights and wins and the spirits unite.  If you don't believe me that it was a horrible movie, go ahead and watch it for yourself, I actually dare you to go watch it.  And, after you watch it, remember to come back to this blog and read the very very very last sentence of this particular entry.

D-WAR, I believe this is the shortened version of the original title "D-WARst movie ever."  I think I drew a flip-book when I younger, of a stick figure doing a "hadooken" (it's a fireball from the street fighter video game, for those who have no idea what that means), that would be more amusing to watch than this film, and mine is only about 7 seconds long.




Moral of the day:  For those poor lost souls who did not heed my warning, "I told you so."

Humankind has to realize, that we're altogether different, altogether separate, and altogether similar.  These may seem like three very contradicting ideas, but it's very true of the nature of humankind, is it not? 
Scientific proof shows that the difference between individual human being is 0.001 x 100, or 0.1%, some scientists believe this difference is with gender, pigment coloration, genetic traits/diseases, all added together...to make 0.1%. 

But even more important is the fact that humankind and human life is a mystery.  There's a joke I once heard:  "Why is mankind such a mystery?  Well, you have to dissect the meaning from the origin of the word itself.  You have "mank" and "ind," what do they mean?  Not even the most ancient of languages know...therefore mankind is a mystery." 

But be assured, that if you are reading this, you are already well above the average crowd; indeed, you stand out from the sea of normalcy and in the midst of greatness.  If you are reading this, then it is true that you, much like I, are awesome (also if your name is Diddy....or Barney Stintson).  This is not mere opinion, it is fact...because I say so.

Therefore, brothers and sisters, I challenge you, go out and celebrate the wonderful arbitrary life as humans.  Do something that only we humans can do:  go and use your thumb, not as the simple primates do, but add another finger with it to use it as a form of universal language understood by most other human beings across the four corners of the earth.  Or, go punch some random person in the groin, not because it is instinct or a defense mechanism, but because it is a freedom of our own choosing, and because we can!  (But run like hell afterwards, and make sure they can't see your face, because you can, and will, be arrested). 

Today's moral:  Do not be a jerk to anyone unless you want to be punched in the groin.